Just like everyday Dave got out of bed and took a hot shower. After drying off he went to the kitchen for a hot cup of coffee. Then like any other day he went to wake his wife with a kiss. Then he saw what millions of men see everyday, Crows Feet. A pretty face but deep lines that turn right into wrinkles.
All over the world men run into this same problem, aging wives. Not just that they are aging, but that their faces show it. Husbands let it go without saying a word for quite some time. All husbands know that mentioning a new line or wrinkle could mean sleeping on the couch or not getting a hot meal. So men have developed a different method, gifts.
Women everywhere like to recieve gifts and always keep them. Men quickly decided gifts were the way to go. Anti-wrinkle creams start to appear everywhere, but what to get? Tubes, soaps, oils, injections, and capsules are all available. Instant results or long term committment, cheap or expensive, English or foreign, this may be difficult.
Eventually a type of cream is picked and the men rush to their wives with this wonderful new gift. Through the screams and yelling they realize this was not such a good idea after all. Many were lucky to escape without injury.
Stumped, a few men placed the cream in the medicine cabinet in the bathroom, hoping their wives would just find the cream and start using it on their own. So there they sat, collecting dust, and not doing anything to rectify the growing lines. One wife even accused her husband of cheating, saying his mistress must have left the cream. Boy was this plan backfiring.
One husband waited until his wife had taken her large sleeping pill, and applied the wrinkle cream. He successfully got the cream on his wife’s face, and the stood back and congratulated himself on his wits. Until she rolled over. And the pillows turned blue from the cream. He tried to make a pillow barrier, however, his wife was quite a restless sleeper. The cream didn’t have time to seep into the deep ravines before they were all over the pillowcase. Not to mention the amount of laundry he had to do. No, this plan was no good.
Scared of their peers stories, some men gave up. Wrinkles really weren’t worth the horror stories they had heard. But one man just couldn’t imagine living his whole life looking at his wife getting older and older. He sat watching his wife, trying to figure out his battle plan. She was twirling a necklace, shining in the sun, when it hit him. He started to think about her favorite things. Diamonds, silver, glitter; how could he have missed it!
He ran as fast as he could to the store. He found the shiniest jar he could, a cut glass container.. He put his cream in the jar and put a big bow on it. And then he did what all the best husbands do, play dumb.
Seeing the jar his wife gave him hugs and kisses. He told her he didn’t know what was in the jar but the jar was as pretty as her. She realized what was in it and put it right on the bathroom counter.
Every morning she was happy to take out her pretty jar and put on the cream. Soon the husband could see the wrinkles were going away. Now he knew, what was important was what was on the outside of the bottle not the inside. Beautiful jars sold like crazy, wives were happy and looking lovely.
Jen Hopkins has worked in the anti aging skin care product industry for years. She maintains websites about anti wrinkle skin care and best anti wrinkle eye cream. If you want to contact her, you can use the contact form at one of her sites.